This is what soccer queens refer to as a "header." I know I will get emails about how much jaw and tongue strength it takes to play soccer. It does not make it a sport.

Here is the famous penis biting episode. Note how nobody else is shocked at all.

Soccer: the "beautifully" oral game.

Note the bitch's joy in being corn-holed. Note the same spread-eagled orgasmic reaction like the bitches below.

Note that the penetrator's eyes are fixed on the bitch's ass, not the ball. Ergo, this was not unintentional.

The penetrator's eyes are once again fixated on the bitch's ass, not the ball. Note the bitch's joy in having a foot up his ass.

Can't these fairies wait until after the game? Yes, the game is attended by 23 people.

What can you say to  someone who likes watersports? Wash your hands?

The number 13 appears to be very unlucky. First, this loser is participating in soccer. Second, this loser is getting a reach-around from his butt-buddy. Third, the 3 stooges have sued about the hair.

Yes, Elton John - I mean Sir Elton John - is a soccer fan. Or is it madam Elton John?

Sad. Parents, make your kids play sports instead of participating in soccer. Practice being a Rockette some other time.

I decided against showing the brutal man-cow love that happened next.

Nice hair, dude. At least your plan of having a funky hairdo getting your boyfriend to reveal sausage worked.

Analingus is a popular activity during soccer time. Note the same expression as the corn-holed losers above.

UV light allows us to see the purses these fairies carry that we couldn't see with normal light. Losers.

Yet another soccer reach-around! Note there is a complete lack of shock on the faces of both soccer participants. It's kind of like this kind of thing, just kind of happens.

Soccer 3-some. Sick! Sick! Sick!

Keep it in the bedroom Pierre.

Now we know why soccer is popular in France.         Maintenant nous savons pourquoi le soccer est si populaire en France.

The hormones from the operation obviously caused this transsexual to perform abnormal acts. Well, abnormal acts if you aren't a soccer participant.

How romantic!

This soccer participant loves getting his prostate massaged by the other soccer participant's leg. Again, we see the same spread-eagled expression of pleasure as in the above pictures.

This soccer participant is very popular with his teammates. He can take all 3 inches.

Team captains are about to teach their "mates" how to give head.

Another successful mating ritual, as one soccer participant's hair gets his boyfriend to rub him the right way.