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| Yes, Virginia, the U.S. did win a World Cup in 1991
and 1999. Here's the proof. You say that women don't
count? That's remarkably sexist. Besides, soccer is a girls' activity
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Yes, the penis biting incident did happen, and no I
did not Photoshop any images. Here's the proof of the penis biting
incidents:
Spanish penis biter
Ukrainian
penis biter
Note
that one incident may be a fluke, but a second incident indicates that
soccer penis biting is a characteristic of soccer. Freaks.
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I actually have played soccer as a child. I grew up,
and moved on to real sports like football, basketball, baseball, rodeo,
hockey and lacrosse. My last time playing soccer was against some
English team in college. I played goalie, so I could at least use my
hands. The game, understandably, ended in a 0-0 tie. I hate soccer
because I am intelligent, not because I can't play the game. |
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| I am not an American. This has been restated several
million times on this website. Perhaps you soccer apologists should
stop your bigotry. |
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Most English language
speaking call soccer soccer and football football.
Here's a list of English speakers.
Note that Americans,
Canadians, Australians and Bermudians call soccer soccer and football
football. That's 242,840,000 English speakers who use the term soccer
and 65,530,000 who don't.
Note that having the French calling soccer "le football" doesn't help
your case. Pied is French for foot and "boule" is French for ball.
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| The World Series does
invite participation from EVERYONE in the world. It transcends all
borders, as anyone can join the major leagues (except those communist
countries like Cuba that imprison their citizens). The same is not true
with the World Cup, which invites but a few teams and those teams are
disproportionately European. |
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