Why Soccer Sucks
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Soccer apologists are confused that soccer is a sport. This page should correct that fallacy.
Thus, soccer is not a sport. It is an activity. However, as we've seen, it is an activity that has dreadful consequences on culture, inciting fascism, violence and perversion. Moreover, it appeals to the downtrodden, below-average, dimwitted, collectivists and racists. One aspect of therapy to cure the soccer fan's disease is to advance where she can realize what a sport actually is, and then become a fan of a sport. When one considers soccer as a sport, she is only evading reality - essentially creating a fantasy world. While curing this form of psychosis is outside my considerable skills, helping with the therapy is not. Below are real sports where the soccer fan can observe real sports and begin to identify them as real sports.